Hey! Yes you! Get out of the dirt and come inside; we got mourning to do. Yes, mourn a fresh one with us, mourn until you’re dry. Guests are coming, and they want to see your grief.

A Secret Meeting
The Break Room
Liturgical Reading: “I Seen Locusts Out Back”
Devon’s Warning

The 522 Club is next week for patrons, then a fresh Story for all us lay people proper the week after.

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